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Your Agency Reports Look Great.
Your Bank Account Doesn't.

APPLY FOR YOUR AUDIT >

I'll show you exactly what's actually driving results - and what's bleeding money.

If the audit doesn't find at least what you paid in wasted spend or missed revenue, it's free.

Tired of guessing? Let’s uncover what’s really working.

The Problem

Your agency reports look great.
Your ad platforms celebrate.
But your bank account tells a different story.

You're investing in marketing - ads, email, SEO, maybe an agency or two - but you can't see clearly what's actually working. Every channel claims credit. Every report looks good. Revenue isn't growing the way it should.

You don't need more marketing activity.

You need to see exactly where you're wasting money and where you're leaving revenue on the table.

The Guarantee

If the audit doesn't identify at least AED 7,500 in wasted spend, missed revenue, or clear savings opportunity - you pay nothing.

The audit costs AED 7,500.
I guarantee it will find at least that much.
 If it doesn't, you get a full refund.

All I ask is that you give me full access to your platforms and 30 minutes of your time for context.

The Marketing Audit

AED 7,500

WHAT'S INCLUDED

Full marketing audit across website, email, SEO, analytics, and paid ads
Attribution verification - what's actually driving sales vs. what platforms claim
Wasted spend identification with specific figures
Revenue opportunity mapping - where you're leaving money on the table
Prioritised action plan ranked by impact
90-minute strategy session to walk through findings (recorded for your team)
Developer-ready technical brief for any fixes required
14-day implementation support via WhatsApp

Delivered in 7 business days.

What These Audits Actually Find

Agency reports celebrated AED 71,000 in ad-attributed revenue.

The founder's gut said something was wrong.

THE Attribution Lie

Agency claimed:
972 purchases, AED 71,000 revenue

Actual verified sales:
37 purchases, AED 2,800

Over-attribution: 96%

True ROAS: 0.07

WHAT THE AUDIT FOUND:

Stopped all wasted spend immediately.
Redirected budget to channels that actually convert.

THE OUTCOME:

A 6,000-subscriber email list generating just AED 2,000/month.

The founder assumed email "wasn't working for them."

THE EMAIL GAP

Email contributing 5.75% of revenue instead of the 20-25% benchmark

Zero segmentation - prospects, first-time buyers, and VIP customers all receiving identical emails

AED 180,000+ in annual revenue sitting untapped in their own lists

WHAT THE AUDIT FOUND:

Complete rebuild plan with segmentation strategy and automation sequences to unlock the gap.

THE OUTCOME:

Strong traffic, beautiful brand, but sales weren't matching the numbers.

The Conversion Killer

Mobile site loading in 15.9 seconds (75% of traffic was mobile)

"Add to Cart" button buried below the fold

Checkout drop-off 39% higher than benchmark

WHAT THE AUDIT FOUND:

Prioritised fix list addressing every friction point.
Improvements began driving results within days.

THE OUTCOME:

Is This Right For You?

This audit is for established founders and senior business operators who:
  • Are investing in marketing but can't see clearly what's working and what's wasted
  • Suspect they're bleeding money on ads, agencies, or tools that aren't delivering
  • Know there's revenue they're not capturing - but don't know how to unlock it
  • Want to scale but need to fix the foundation first
  • Are done guessing and ready for decisions based on evidence
This is NOT for:
  • Pre-launch businesses without existing traffic and data
  • Anyone spending less than AED 5,000/month on marketing
  • Founders looking for a cheap template or AI-generated report

What We Audit (And Why Each Area Matters)

Technical SEO & Visibility

Assessment of your search presence, keyword opportunities, and technical health.
Many profitable businesses are completely invisible to ideal customers who are actively searching for their services.

 We verify if your Meta/Google ads are truly profitable or just look profitable. Attribution lies are costing businesses their entire marketing budget on campaigns that deliver 0.07 ROAS instead of claimed 3.4.

Paid Ads Reality Check

Website &
UX Performance

We analyse your conversion flows, checkout process, mobile experience, and site speed.
One client's mobile site took 15.5 seconds to load with 90% mobile traffic - a massive conversion killer that was bleeding potential sales daily.

Email Marketing Flows

Deep dive into your email platform setup, automation flows, and segmentation.
Most stores miss easy conversions here. One simple email strategy delivered 630% increase in orders from an existing list.

We cross-reference all your tracking to find the real story.
96% sales misattribution isn't uncommon - you need to know what's actually driving revenue, not what platforms claim credit for.

Analytics & Data Truth

Ready to See Clearly?

What exactly will I receive from this audit?

A comprehensive audit report showing what's working, what's wasted, and where your biggest opportunities are. Plus a prioritised action plan, a developer-ready technical brief, a 90-minute strategy call (recorded), and 14 days of WhatsApp support.

What access do you need to my accounts?

View-only access to Google Analytics, Search Console, your e-commerce or website platform, your email platform, and any ad accounts you're running. All access is temporary and read-only.

How long does it take?

The audit is delivered within 7 business days of your briefing call. The strategy session is scheduled within 48 hours of delivery.

What if you don't find AED 7,500 in opportunities?

Then the audit is free. That's the guarantee. If I can't find at least AED 7,500 in wasted spend or missed revenue, you get a full refund.

What happens after the audit?

That's up to you. Some clients implement themselves. Some bring in their team or agency with clear direction. Others continue working with me. The audit gives you clarity regardless of which path you choose.

How quickly will I see results?

Many clients see immediate impact from stopping wasted ad spend or fixing critical UX issues. The client with 96% misattributed sales stopped wasteful spending immediately. Longer-term strategies like SEO build momentum over 2-3 months, but traffic growth can start within weeks.

What if my business is too small for this investment?

If you're spending money on ads or tools, you likely have profit leaks worth finding. When your ads show 1.4 ROAS but deliver only 0.07, every dirham spent is money lost. The question isn't whether you can afford the audit - it's whether you can afford to keep losing money on ineffective marketing.

Who's Behind This

25+ years in senior marketing roles - including Marketing Director at Al-Futtaim Automotive, Bateel, and Privilee - leading some of the UAE's most recognised brands through their biggest growth periods.

Now I work with established founders who've built something real but can't see clearly what's working in their marketing.

No fluff. No jargon. I find what's broken, show you what it's costing you, and give you a clear plan to fix it.